SLOW JAM GIRL
(This is a slow jam...for a slow girl)
I was feeling rather blue, my heart was in remiss
Until the day I met you and my heart was filled with bliss.
I’m praying everyday that your love will see me through.
Is it the you in me, or is it the me in you?
I used to cry for yesterday when you left without a trace.
I fin’ly figured out that I could use a little fai-i-ith.

(CHORUS):
Oh girl,
I want you ‘cause you’re a girl.
An’ I like you ‘cause you’re a girl
‘Cause I’m totally into girls.
An’ none of my friends are girls.
An’ I only sing my songs to a girl.
Even though you’re kinda tall for a girl.
And that time we played catch, you threw the ball just like a girl.
I just wanna make love to you, girl.
An’ I sure hope that you’re a girl!
‘Cause I’m crazy ‘bout you, girl.
You’re the kind of girl who’s like a girl.
So don’t ever stop being a girl.
Or I’ll have to find another girl.
One who’s not into other girls.
But I don’t really mind if she’s in-to that,
I love your hair and nails, girl. Girl.
Have you lost a little weight, girl? Girl.
‘cause I’ve never done it with a girl.
Let’s go get a salad. Girl.
We could go shopping for some brand new shoes. Girl!
I would never lie to you. Girl.
Please don’t make me cry like a girl.
‘Cause I’ll just fight you like a girl.
I wanna testify my love to you:

(RAP):
Somebody wanna come an’ bust a move, but I ain’t gonna have it ‘cause I’m with you.
Come up to my place and I’ll cook for you, would you like to eat a peach or cupuaçu?
Girl, you got a hand so let me hold it. If you wanna smoke then I can roll it.
I don’t care what other guys you’ve been with, ‘cause I can bust a rhyme like Ludacris.
Later we takin’ it down to the floor. Bumpin’ and grindin’ and beggin’ for more.
Doin’ it nastier than Jersey Shore. Baby by morning you know we’ll be sore.

(BREAKDOWN):
Girl, I remember the first time I ever met you.
I axed myself: “Have I ever met this girl before?”
I answered: “No. I have never met this girl before. She is a complete stranger to me. And I never talk to strangers.”
And it was clear dat choo felt the same way, too. When you looked at me, the way you said nothing...said it all.
But sooner or later I found out that we were down with a lot of the same people. Suddenly, strangers wasn’t so strange no more.

CHORUS
Wanna hold you in my arms, girl. Girl.
Could you spare me one yo’ breath mints? Girl.
Here’s twenty dollars. Girl.
Could I borrow twenny dollars? Girl.
Gonna put it towards a nice gift for you--I’m getting your name on a body tattoo.

(You’s too good to me, girl. You’re so...giving! And loving! Well hold on now, don’t be giving away all your love to everybody...slow down a minute, girl!)